Suburb's chain-smoking Über- realtor,
a pereptual divorcée hell-bent on selling Alison and
Stuart their dream house:
TOM, a widower and avid do-it-yourselfer
who in the face of retirement has reluctantly put his home
of 40 years up for sale:
They call me loud,
My clients say I'm rude
And crude and vain.
That I'm blunt and aggressive,
And my sales pitch is excessive;
That I'm manic, messianic, and insane.
Do It Yourself.
A creak in the table,
A crack in the caulking,
A deck that’s unstable
A dog that needs walking
Won’t do it itself.